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11 Parenting Laws That Every Mom And Dad Should Know

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  1. Lynn says:

    You made me read the full story and u caught my full attention (while preparing a 15 min meal). For that i bow to you. I normally don’t laugh easily but the way you stated the reality is genius and hilarious.

    1. Thank you so much, Lynn, for stopping by and commenting. Your words made my day! Cheers, D

  2. Ella says:

    Hahaha! Yes! I think kids secretly have a sensor to when it is least convenient and when certain behavior can cause the most disruption in a days routine!!! At 3 kids I am at the point where I walk into any room (ANYWHERE, even if they are not with me) and immediately see all the dangers, potential tantrum triggers and breakable objects within the first 10 seconds! Parents are like secret agents after while… walk into a room, scan and evaluate room, try to alleviate all possible concerns, then let the kids enter while muttering “clear” into an invisible microphone attached to their wrist 😉

    1. You said it, Ella! After 5+ years of parenting experience, I can say that the superpowers have become really fine-tuned by now. Thanks for the 007 visual and a hearty laugh. I appreciate your stopping by and commenting. Cheers, D

    1. Thanks Hannah! 🙂

  3. Ugh, every time I change my son’s sheets, he immediately has an accident. It’s so frustrating! This list is so true. Thanks for sharing at the Manic Mondays blog hop!

    1. oh yeah. That always used to be the case with my son too when he was younger, now it’s just food related sticky gooey stuff 😉 Thank you for stopping by and commenting…always a pleasure to join your blog hops!

  4. Louise says:

    Haha! So very true. I try to shower before they wake up. They tend to get me before the end though. I love when they bang on the door to inform me it’s locked 😉

    1. Oh yeah, THEY ALWAYS KNOW! The knocking is just precious 😉 Thank you for stopping by and commenting. Cheers, D

  5. Sometimes you shower after everyone is asleep and these things still happen!!

    1. Ha ha ha…so true 🙂 Thank you for stopping by and commenting! Cheers, D

  6. hahahaha “skip showering all together until kid goes to college”! This post put a smile on my face.

    Also, would you like to exchange guest post sometime? I love your blog!

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